What Paper Trail
(Stolen from an anonymous post at - of all places - The Huffington Post - scroll down about half way)
1. Occidental College records - Not released.
2. Columbia College records - Not released.
3. Columbia Thesis paper - not available, locked down by faculty.
4. Harvard College records - Not released, locked down by faculty.
5. Selective Service Registration - Not released
6. Medical records - Not released
7. Illinois State Senate schedule - not available?
8. Law practice client list - Not released.
9. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate - Not released.
10.Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth - Not released.
11. Harvard Law Review articles published - None.
12. University of Chicago scholarly articles - None.
13. Your record of baptism - Not released or not available.
14. Your Illinois State Senate records - not available.
Just get back to me when you've released all those things Mr. Obama. I've already read all of Mr. McCain's and I didn't even have to ask for his.